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I. Love. This. Page.
And I pray
will forgive me for the liberties I take with Srug and the Dark Lord but...but I JUST CAN'T HELP IT. I love these characters!
I tried to make the Dark Lord appear as EPIC AS POSSIBLE while making the dialog as ridiculous as I could. Meanwhile Srug just gently manipulates his lord to 1) Get out of his hair, 2) Leave the mirror firmly in his hands, and 3) Get rid of the curtains that have been annoying him. Oh, Srug, you genius you. Orc with the patience of a Saint, ladies and gentlemen.
I think this is one of the best things I have ever written.
Oh, and Frost is in there too...He's actually not a bad guy. He's just very uncompromising on some issues. Okay, it's actually just ONE issue, but it effects a lot of things. Especially when you're short-sighted, short-tempered, and confrontational...Silly Frost...
Frost (c) Me.
Srug and the Dark Lord (c)