'That Rhi'

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Lyrics composed and performed by Khan and RobinRone
Music by Disney
Characters represented are all (c) their respective owners.

Because somebody had to do it.

[Rhi]
Another Round
It’s a violent garden.
Every fight,
Like the one before.

Another round
Full of violent people
Summoned here to slay…

To War!
To War!
To War!
To War! To War! To War!

That crazy elf has brought us here to battle
And any wish he’ll guarantee.
Some want fortune, some want fame,
Some are frankly just insane,
In this place they call the World—

Puck: Good Morning Rhi!

Rhi: Oh Hey, Puck.

Puck: Where are you coming from?

Rhi: The coliseum. I just saw this crazy fight with a corn man and this elf girl -

Puck: That’s nice. Oby! Get your plans! Hurry up!

Look there she goes that girl is strange, no question,
I think she comes from Germany
She is quick to cast a spell
With a sister straight from Hell
We can tell that she’s a funny girl, that Rhi

To War!
Let’s fight!
We’re off to battle!
To War!
Beware!
I have a knife!
I’ll have your head!
I have a family!
[Rhi] There must be more than this unending strife!

[Rhi] Good morning, Junus, how are you?
[Junus] …
[Rhi] Uh, how did your fight go?
[Rhi] Right…
[Hector]: Hey there, sexah lady, what’s up?
[Rhi] This place! Golems, Illusionists, fire mages, Demons obsessed with hair-care products…even a walking mop with a screaming bird!
[Hector] Uh huh. Hey, how about you and me go dancin’?
[Rhi] Gee, Hector, I would, but I need to research the rings of hell tonight.
[Hector] Yeah, that’s what all the girls say.
[Rhi] Sorry.

[Rhi]
I know my evil sister’s out there somewhere,
I bet she’s plotting to kill me…
With a demon in her soul
I know I must pay a toll,
To find a way to set my sister free.

[Rhi]
Oh, isn’t this alarming?
This is nothing like I thought it’d be
Instead all I do is fighting
Just another body added to this killing spree

[all]
Look there she goes that girl is so peculiar
Studying demonology
With a troubled far-off look
And her nose stuck in a book
Very diff'rent from the rest of us
She's nothing like the rest of us

Yes, diff'rent from the rest of us is Rhi!



[Colin, talking]
Wow, that was a great fight, Frost!
You’re the greatest brother in the whole world!

[Frost, talking]
Yeah, yeah.

[Colin, talking] This whole adventure’s been great! Maybe we could even get you a girlfriend!

[Frost, talking] W-What? Collin, aren’t you a little young to be talking like that?

[Collin, talking] I’m not four. I know things…

[Frost, talking] What have you been reading? Besides, the only girl I know is Rhi.

[Collin, talking] But she’s –

[Frost, talking] The most beautiful girl in town.

[Collin, talking] Yeah, so –

[Frost, talking] She could totally kick my ass. Not that I mind, of course…

[Colin, talking] I guess you’re right, it is hopele --

[Frost]
Can you recall the moment I first saw her,
She dropped a tower right on me.
As my face began to swell,
It was love and I could tell
No denying, she’s a lovely girl that Rhi.

[Asmodeus]
Look there he goes
Oh what a fairy.
I’ll have his soul,
His brother’s too
My schemes are quite
Extraordinary
Be careful or your wishes may come true!

To War!
Look out!
Let’s fight!
Now die!
My hair’s on fire!
Have you no heart?
It burns!
Watch out!
Stay down.
Back off!
I'll end you life!
I’ll run you through!
My God!
Your eye
Your hair!
I’m blind!
It’s still on fire!

[Rhi]
There must be a way to save my sister’s life!

[Frost]
Be careful or she’ll stab you with a knife!

[All]
Look there she goes a girl
Who’s strange but special,
She’s strong and stoic as can be.
So let the games begin
I wonder who will win?
‘Cause it really is a crazy world
A scary and a crazy world
And now it has this crazy girl!
That Rhi!

To War!
To War!
To War! To War! To War!