Trying to "take a break" and "relax" (what are these things, I have heard of them, but what are they??) so I have a little time for a journal meme.
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[x] You have a dark sense of humor.
[x] People often tell you you're 'crazy', 'weird', 'a freak' and other words to that effect.
[x] You like wearing bright colors even if they clash.
[x] You don't tend to make a lot of sense.
[x] You are self-obsessed. If by "self-obsessed" you mean "paranoid that everything I do is wrong" then yes.
[ ] You will do anything for a laugh.
[ ] You can't laugh at yourself very easily.
[ ] You're smiling a lot of the time.
[x] You are intelligent.
[ ] You like to be the center of attention.
[ ] You enjoy the work of the Marx Brothers.
[ ] You are a Gemini.
[x] You seem to have two sides to you that different people see Only two? Where's 20-face when you need him?
[x] You have taken revenge on a bully.
[x] You have/had a burn or scar or something similar visible for over two months.
[ ] You believe in chance and fate.
[x] You tend to be paranoid.
[/] You consider yourself unattractive. Work in practice to feel attractive. I've managed to accept "cute" and sometimes "pretty" but the default is "ugly"
[ ] You feel no one can truly like/love you for who you are. Used to believe this. Fortunately, no longer do
[ ] You have trouble making decisions by yourself.
[ ] Blackmail is a completely acceptable method to use in getting what you want.
[ ] You love birds.
[ ] You consider yourself a complete gentleman/lady.
[ ] You have/had an overprotective mother.
[ ] You always keep an umbrella in your bag just in case.
[ ] You are always dressed smartly.
[x] You were/are bullied in your youth.
[ ] You consider yourself obese.
[ ] You have a lot of connections.
[ ] You want to work with animals in some way.
[ ] You want to run your own nightclub.
[/] You like to scare people. Used to. Feel progressively more guilty about it as I get older.
[x] You have a reclusive nature.
[x] Your life is ruled by research/work. Ha.Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHA this meme thinks I have a life.
[ ] You are scared of birds.
[/] You are tall and skinny. Tall-ish and skinny-ish
[/] You take/have taken psychology at school/university/college. I've taken local courses run by the Jung institute
[/] You feel your parents were loveless towards you. I think they did in their own way, but we have very different opinions on what "love" means.
[ ] You were born out of wedlock.
[ ] You used to pick on animals as a child by hurting them or scaring them.
[ ] You have/had religious fanatics in your family.
[ ] You love puzzles and riddles.
[ ] You have red/ginger hair.
[ ] You have OCD.
[x] You are quirky. Uh. Yes. "Odd Duck" is my personal favorite phrase for this.
[ ] You consider yourself a 'smooth talker'. AHAHAHAHA oh, oh most def-pfffaaahAHHAHAHAHAHA
[x] You are an intellectual.
[x] You get high marks on your texts/exams.
[ ] Most of your body is covered in tattoos.
[ ] You seldom win in physical fights.
[ ] You complete computer games with ease.
[x] You prefer cold weather.
[ ] You want to be cryogenically frozen.
[ ] You have lost a loved one to a terminal illness.
[ ] You go/have gone to boarding school.
[x] You are a loner.
[ ] You go all out to hurt someone who hurt you.
[x] You would do anything for the one you love.
[x] Winter is your favorite season.
[x] You have poor blood circulation. You have no idea. How bad. It is practically a super power.
Ra's Al Ghul
[/] You are manipulative. Used to be very manipulative. Now in environment where that's not useful for survival, and I much prefer NOT manipulating. Much happier without it.
[ ] You would love to get rid of everything and start the world again from scratch.
[ ] You want perfect environmental balance.
[/] Science is/was your favourite subject. All subjects are pretty much my favorite subjects, if taught well.
[x] You consider yourself a spiritual person.
[x] You consider your age to not be an issue.
[ ] You want a son.
[ ] You keep yourself fit
[ ] You want to live forever. No, but I want my work to.
[/] You see the world as decadent and corrupt. Yes, but also wonderful and marvelous. It's not a one-dimensional world. It's a sphere.
[ ] You consider yourself as physically strong.
[ ] You go the gym a lot.
[ ] You have an addictive personality.
[ ] You have been to prison.
[x] When you were younger, you had a teddybear that you took everywhere.
[ ] You had a classical education.
[ ] You have/had nightmares involving bats.
[ ] You are violent.
[ ] You do not explain your actions.
[ ] You have a Mexican heritage.
[ ] You like B-Movies.
[ ] You want to be an actor/actress.
[/] You are a good liar. I am a terrible liar, but good at using half-truths to let people make their own false conclusions. See manipulation above. Hate, hate, HATE lying. Blech.
[ ] You make sculptures.
[ ] You enjoy the work of Boris Karloff.
[ ] You have had plastic surgery.
[ ] You have been in a car accident.
[x] You hate remakes.
[ ] You can't swim.
[ ] You reference films all the time
[ ] You were born with a medical condition that affects your body on the outside.
[ ] You were/are raised by a member of your family that wasn't/isn't your parents.
[x] You enjoy your own company.
[ ] You have quick reflexes.
[ ] You enjoy wrestling.
[ ] You are a good swimmer.
[ ] You can run very fast.
[ ] You grew up without your mother.
[ ] You enjoy circus sideshows.
[ ] You are muscular.
[/] You come from a well-off/wealthy family. Upper middle class? Enough to set aside money for college. But I also chose practically, which made college affordable with minimal loans.
[ ] You had an accident/serious injury as a child.
[x] You hate hypocrisy above all things.
[ ] Someone has broken up with you in public.
[x] You are accident-prone.
[/] You consider yourself as unlucky. I think luck has more to do with the people you surround yourself with, and the effort you put into your work. When I was around sabotaging people, I believed very strongly I was unlucky. Not so now.
[x] You are determined. Some (me) might say stubborn, but yes.
[ ] You enjoy films like Turistas, Wolf Creek, SAW and Hostel.
[/] You like to intimidate people. I hate intimidating people, but I've been told by multiple people that I am unintentionally intimidating. :/
[/] You want to be the top dog. I want to be the best at what I do, and be respected as such, which is kinda like being a top dog. I at least want to be near the head of the pack
[ ] You are meek and mild.
[ ] You want to be a ventriloquist/have a dummy.
[ ] Your favorite film is Scarface.
[ ] You like gangster-related media and/or clothing.
[ ] If you could live in any time, it would have the 1920's.
[ ] You tend to verbally abuse people.
[ ] You have a speech impediment.
[ ] You let other people take the blame rather than yourself. I usually volunteer for blame. I feel like I'm at fault for everything.
[ ] You call your nearest and dearest 'Sugar'
[ ] You have an Italian heritage.
[/] You are shy. Depends on the crowd. Put me in a comic convention behind a booth, I'm everybody's friend.
[x] You have/had feelings for someone who didn't feel the same.
[ ] Alice In Wonderland is your favorite book/Disney film. Hate. HAAAATE.
[XXXXXXXX] You love tea. Can this count for more than one? Can I count it as a bjillion?
[X] You have a lot of hats. Hats are the best! Especially goofy ones. I've even made a few.
[x ] You have been called delusional. I want to be a webcartoonist full-time. Of course people think I'm delusional.
[/] You are immature. I'm mature enough to know that in a year I'll look back at myself at this time and know how immature I was. And will be. I think people are immature forever. They just get better at knowing they are as they keep working on themselves.
[ ] You identify more with children than adults.
[ ] You sometimes have trouble separating reality from dreams or your imagination.
[x] You like to rhyme. Especially if it's also a pun
[ ] You love bats.
[ ] You are deaf or have hearing problems.
[ ] You want to be a scientist.
[/] You tend to think illogically. Depends on the situation.
[ ] You feel comfortable in the dark.
[ ] You are instinctive.
[ ] You love fruit.
[x] You wish you could fly. Who, given the choice between having the ability to fly, or not, chooses "not"?
[ ] You have a strong family life.
[/] You are married. Practically